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[25 Jul 2004|06:49pm]
im a freak magnet im a freak magnet im a freak magnet im a freak magnet



1. full name - ian alexander walter
2. date of birth - february 12, 1986
3. age - 18
4. sex - im all man
5. height - 6'1"
6. location - san diego
7. hair color - brown
8. eye color - hazel
9. sexual preference - sexy girls. or girl.
1. what do you think of cheerleading - its a waste of everyones time. in no way, shape, or form does cheerleading contribute to the progress of mankind.
3. what brand of deodorant do you use - old spice
4. of the people you've kissed, who was the worst kisser - i dont know, honestly. they all seemed pretty good
9. do you like pickles - fo sho
11. do you watch porn - of course. im a guy.
12. Do you have any pets - dog. and cat.
14. who are you gonna vote for - ian walter for god 2004.
15. do you have your own phone line - my cellular telephone
16. your thoughts on abortion - as long as you use a coathanger, its all good
17. do you like britney spears - id hit it
21. what do you want to do with your life - i dunno...something rad.
22. ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor - not on the floor. but in the bathroom :)
23. would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what - no. im perfect.
24. biggest redneck you know - my uncles friends
28. do you think foreign accents are sexy - depends.
30. do you like hot dogs - sure
32. last time you went to the doctor - when i thought i was gonna die.
38. ever taken ballet - no. i took karate though
40. last time you used the restroom - i dunno...recently.
41. most attractive person you know ? - vernquisha is the sex.
piercings = los ears.
tattoos = not yet...but when i do itll be good
shoe size = 11.5
favorite color = black, red
describe yourself in four words = totes gnar-gnar for sure.
siblings = one sister. whom is the closest thing this world has to satan.
underwear = boxers
coffee cup = huh?

laaast....
cd you listened to = black sabbath
person you called = mike zimmer
person that has called you = brett
person you emailed = no clue
person who emailed you = no clue
person you kissed = vanessa
you have a bf or gf = mos def
you have a crush on someone = on vanessa.
you wish you could live somewhere else = i dunno. sometimes.
you think about suicide = nope
others find you attractive = hell yeah they do
you do drugs = occassionally. im a recreational user.
you smoke = not cigarettes
you like roller coasters = theyre pretty bad ass
you write in cursive or print = i usually write in print

for or against....
long distance relationships = we shall see
suicide = against. its the easy way out. its for pussies.
killing people = depends on the situation
doing drugs = only good ones
premarital sex = im all for it

do you....
like the taste of blood = its not bad
believe in love = yup
believe in soul mates = i dunno
believe in love at first sight = no. thats called infatuation.
believe in god = i am god.
ever cried over a guy = oh, all the time
ever lied to someone = everyone has
ever been arrested = twice
ever dated anyone who's in your lj friends list = yes
ever considered dating anyone else on your lj friends list = nope
kissed anyone on your lj friends list = yup
ever been in a fist fight = mhmm

what...
are you scared of = poisonous spiders
is the most romantic season = i dunno...probably winter
are you like in relationships = im da bomb!

number...
of times I have been in love? = thats tough...NOT
of times I have had my heart broken? = never.
of hearts I have broken? = approximately one billion.
of boys I have kissed? = 3.76
of girls I have kissed? = i dont know
of men I've slept with? = well, brett tried to assrape me with a toy. does that count?
of girls I've slept with? = 5
of continents I have lived on? = 2
of drugs taken illegally? = too many to count
of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = very few
::what (illegal) drugs (if any) have you done?:: coke, herb, shrooms, and an assortment of pills
::What's the best gift you've ever received?:: dont know
::What's the best concert you've ever attended?:: i honestly cant say
::If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick?:: how about i can only listen to music without a rhythm section, but i also cant get head? i like the compromise
::What's your favorite bad-for-you food?:: are ribs bad for you?
::What rockstar would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked?:: i have no clue...
::If you could lose (or get back to re-lose) your virginity to any person living or dead, who would it be?:: i dont know. sex the first time is kinda awkward.
::Are you a dog person or a cat person?:: depends on the cat or dog. some cats are better than dogs, some dogs are better than cats.
::What's your favorite US city?:: san francisco
::Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period?:: yeah
::Favorite curse word?: "fart-knocker"
::Favorite euphemism for sex?:: "have fun"
::Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star?:: napes
::What's the craziest/stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk?:: too many to choose from
::What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately?:: theres a lot of them
HAVE YOU EVER...
[Said "I love you" and meant it?]yeah
[Been to New York?] yes
[Been to Florida?] yup
[California?] yeah
[Hawaii?] mhmm
[Mexico?] fo sho
[China? Japan?] japan yes, china no
[Canada?] napes
[Danced nekkid?] yeah
EITHER OR...
[Apples or bananas?] banana
[Red or blue?] red
[Backstreet Boys or N Sync?] its all about the new kids on the block
[WalMart or Target?] target
[Santa or Rudoloph?]rudolph and his glowing nose
[Math or English?] english
[High school or college?] dont know
Future
[do you want to get married] probably
[if so, what age would you like to be married] not too young, not too old
[who will you marry] i dont know...ill tell you when i am actually getting married
[what do you want to do when you grow up] study botanical science and grow herb for a coffee shop in amsterdam
[where will you live] everywhere.

and im done
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[20 Jul 2004|02:10pm]
bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored.

Last kiss: today
Last cry: i dunno
Last library book checked out: mein kampf
Personality disorders: probably
Last movie seen: hedwig and the angry inch
Last book read: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
Last cuss word uttered: fuck
Last beverage drank: mug root beer
Last food consumed: i dunno
Last crush: vanessa
Last phone call: gilbert or brett...i dont remember
Last TV show watched: i dont know...probably the price is right
Last time showered: this mornin
Last shoes worn: my lakais
Last cd played: megadeth
Last item bought: food. from taco bell.
Last soda drank: mug root beer
Last thing written: beer
Last key used: r
Last words spoken: "aight, later"
Last sleep: like 2 hours ago
Last IM: vanessa
Last sexual fantasy: hahahah
Last ice cream eaten: french vanilla
Last time wanting to die: i dont know
Last lipstick used: i dont sport it
Last time dancing: with vanessa goofing around a few days ago
Last show attended: dropdead
Last time you got called 'hot': .0126 seconds ago. its pretty constant.
I HURT: you
I LOVE: ..."everything that i see" and vanessa
I FEAR: spiders
I HOPE: everything works out in the end
I FEEL: tired. and hungry
I HIDE: my wang in your mom
I DRIVE: mazda truck
I MISS: vern
I NEED: to pick up some herb
I THINK: too much. and too little.
Current music: cannibal corpse
Current hair: damp. i dunno. i just got out of the shower
Current thing i should be doing: being high. chillin with vanessa.
Current desktop picture: some gay shit
What do you most like about your body? the fact im not fat
And least? the fact im too skinny
How many fillings do you have? 1
Do you think you're good looking? if you knew me, youd know i am
Do other people often tell you that you're good looking? every waking moment of my life
Do you look like any celebrities? ive gotten alfred e. newman before....the guy from mad. yeah.
Words of wisdom: live for today. and the future. not the past.


the end. the end. the end. the end .the end. the end. the end. the end.
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[17 Jul 2004|10:49am]
[ mood | enlightened. ]
[ music | cannibal corpse ]

i had an enlightening moment this morning. after doing the usual of waking up and taking a dump, i drug my lazy self to the computer, where i decided to read up on the ol' LJ. what i saw quite frankly sickened me. i finally understand brett being "over high school". i mean, ive been over it for a while, but not in the same way. however, as of this morning i have decided to join his ranks and now i have the same attitude towards that shit. grow up people. life is short, and stupid pointless drama simply is not worth the time. some might say the same about drugs and alcohol, but they are foolish creatures. but yeah...im gonna go play my guitar.

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[10 Jul 2004|02:16pm]
the following is a product of my complete boredom.



ABOUT YOU

Your full name:: Ian Alexander Walter

Age:: 18

Height:: 6'...maybe 6'1"

Natural hair colour:: brizzown

Eye colour:: hazel

Number of siblings:: 1

Glasses/contacts?:: nope.

Piercings:: ears

Tattoos:: not yet

Braces?:: used to...not anymore


FAVOURITE

Colour:: black. red. some shades of green.

Band:: not one in particular

Song:: dont have one

Stuffed animal:: uhm. no.

Video game:: super bust-a-move...while high.

TV show:: MXC

Movie:: dont have just one...anything by stanley kubrick or quentin tarantino is good though

Book:: 1984

Food:: japanese food...

Game on a cell phone:: space war.

Scent:: herb

Animal:: llama...or a moose.

Comic book:: spawn, fools

Cereal:: lucky charms or cocoa pebbles

Cartoon:: simpsons, south park, sealab 2021, aquateen hunger force, and family guy. they all kick ass.


DO YOU

Play an instrument?:: guitar mostly. i can play drums and saxaphone and bass too. also a little keyboard.

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: i watch it a lot, but not that much

Like to sing?:: listen to the grime demo. hahahah

Have a job?:: soon...laying floors with mike and justin

Have a cell phone?:: Yes

Like to play sports?:: i would have to be pretty drunk

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: fo shizzle

Have a crush on someone?:: i dont know if it would be considered a crush

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: i used to live in japan.

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: nope. only 2.

Have any special talents/skills?:: probably. i can do stuff with my tongue.

Excercise daily?:: nope. too lazy.

Like school?:: hahahahah good one


CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: not sing it. i can say it though.

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: uhm..yeah.

Speak any other languages?:: i took two years of spanish. and i know a little japanese

Go a day without food?:: i probably could, but i wouldnt want to. food is too good.

Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: yeah

Read music, not just tabs?:: yeah, to an extent

Roll your tongue?:: mos def

Eat a whole pizza?:: ive done it many a time

HAVE YOU EVER

Snuck out of the house?:: i never had to...my parents were chill

Cried to get out of trouble?:: no way.

Gotten lost in your city?:: not really...ive tried to get lost but it never works

Seen a shooting star?:: countless times

Had a serious surgery?:: yeah

Stolen something important to someone else?:: probably

Solved a rubiks cube?:: almost...i was two little squares away then i gave up cuz it sucked

Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: i dunno...probably

Cried over a girl?:: ha

Cried over a boy?:: all the time...

Kissed a random stranger?:: yeah

Hugged a random stranger?:: yep

Been in a fist fight?:: mhmm

Been arrested?:: twice

Done drugs?:: yeah

Had alcohol?:: hell yeah

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: not milk

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: of course

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: almosti left to go to school but i realized before i got there

Swore at your parents?:: all the time...its normal

Been to warped tour?:: yes

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: yeah...though sac-taps are more fun

Been in love?:: quite possibly :)

Been close to love?:: read above

Been to a casino?:: hahahah hell yeah. im a professional gambler!

Ran over an animal and killed it?:: probably

Broken a bone?:: yup

Gotten stitches?:: i dont think so

Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: yeah but i live in san diego...we dont really have winter

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: its impossible, so why even try

Made homemade muffins?:: nope

Bitten someone?:: yeah all the time

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Disneyland

More than 5 times?:: i dont know how many times

Been to niagra falls?:: Nope

Burped in someones face?:: yep

Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yes


WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: last night...but im about to

Went to the bathroom:: a little bit ago

Saw a movie in theaters:: last night...anchorman

Read a book:: a few weeks ago

Had a snow day:: twice...and a fire week

Had a party:: just kick backs

Had a slumber party:: hahah

Made fun of someone:: i dunno

Tripped in front of someone:: dunno

Went to the grocery store:: dunno

Got sick:: like a week ago

Cursed:: last night


PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: fruit

Black/white:: Black

Lights on/lights off:: off

TV/movie:: movies

Car/truck:: truck...way more fun

Body spray/lotion:: neither

Cash/check:: CASH

Pillows/blankets:: Pillows

Headache/stomach ache:: neither

Paint/charcoal:: charcoal

Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese

Summer/winter:: winter

Snow/rain:: Snow

Fog/misty:: fog

Rock/rap:: Rap

Meat/vegetarian:: meat

Chocolate/vanilla:: el chocolat

Sprinkles/icing:: icing

Cake/pie:: pie!

French toast/french fries:: toast

Strawberries/blueberries:: both

Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean

Hugs/kisses:: both

Cookies/muffins:: Cookies

Wallet/pocket:: wallet

Pink/purple:: purple

Cat/dog:: kitton!

Long sleeve/short sleeve:: long

Pants/shorts:: Pants

Winter break/spring break:: winter. it has xmas. free stuff.

Spring/autumn:: Spring

Clouds/clear sky:: some clouds

Moon/mars:: mars

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Have you ever been in love?:: possibly

Are you single?:: nope

Are you in a relationship?:: yaaaah

If so, for how long?:: almost 5 months

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: no

Have you ever been dumped?:: yah

Have you ever dumped someone?:: nope

Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: i dunno


SILLY STUFF

What day is it?:: i dont know. its summer.

Whens the last time you called someone?:: like 5 minutes ago

How much money do you have right now?:: money? whats that?

Are you hungry?:: yeah

Whatcha doin?:: about to go meet vanessa and her sexy mommy

Do you like parades?:: i love a parade

Do you like the moon?:: i suppose

What are you going to do when you’re done with this?:: leaving

If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: every super power ever. in one.

Have you ever had a picnic?:: Yah

Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no...but i envied the people that did.

Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no...just boxers



DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?:: yeah

pretty?:: hell yeah

sarcastic?:: yah

lazy?:: mhmm

hyper?:: nope

friendly?:: eh

evil?:: i can be

smart?:: of course

strong?:: No

talented?:: yeah

dorky?:: mos def



WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?:: i want to]

Play strip poker?:: i have

Run away?:: im 18

Curse at a teacher?:: i would

Not take a shower for a week?:: done it

Ask someone out?:: done it

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: yeah

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yeah

Go scuba diving?:: yeah

Write a book?:: i have plans

Become a rockstar?:: yah dude

Have casual sex?:: yeah


LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: it varies

What kind of computer do you have?:: dell

What grade are you in?:: i dont know

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: no

Or just make out?:: thats trashy

What time is it now?:: 216
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[11 Jun 2004|06:28pm]
[ music | his hero is gone ]

so yeah....last night i hung out with vanessa and brett and the rest of the gang. first to ilah's, then randomness, then one of brett's coworkers' houses to party and play dos. good times. needless to say i was pretty wasted by the end of the night. i liked it. i liked it a lot.

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[09 Jun 2004|07:41am]
vanessa broke up with me last night. she sucks. but then she was lucky when i took her back 5 minutes later. muahahaha.
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[08 Jun 2004|07:43am]
im bored in CAD right now. luckily i have a computer in this class. lots has happened lately. i am lazy so im not typing it. anyone interested in starting a band?
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[25 May 2004|09:48pm]
i havent written in this for like 7 gajillion years. but right now i am bored and just looking for things to do to avoid getting my scrapbook done. even though i just did 17 pages in the past 6 hours. and i only have 3 left which will take me no time at all. but vanessa left and she was my motivation. this past weekend was fun. prom. good times. pretty girl. hotel rooms with lots and lots of beer. i definitely enjoyed myself. uhm lets see...what else...i guess gluttony has officially disbanded. sucks. i guess its time for a new band. the end.
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[19 Mar 2004|03:13pm]
the weekend is here. i like it. so i guess maybe nikki is having a party tonight or something. if not, othere things will go down im sure. as long as there is something fun involved. im tired of this. COAT HANGER ABORTIONS FOR SOME!!!! MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS!!!
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[27 Feb 2004|03:34pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | snoop dogg ]

party tonight! im stoked. it should be rather large, too. with plenty of members of the opposite sex. you know how we do! but anyway...yeah. i havent gotten drunk for a long while. so im going to tonight. i wanna go to the 311 show. it would be swell. yeah, im a dork. but brett wants to go too.

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[25 Feb 2004|11:14pm]
woohoo!!!
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[24 Feb 2004|04:19pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | severed head of state ]

boring day. photo was kinda fun though. we got to screw around in the darkroom. now im home though. and extremely bored. but luckily people are around so i wont be bored for long. im considering new techniques of world domination and a revival of ianism.

if anyone wishes to join my forces, write to:

Scruff McGruff
Chicago, Il 60652.

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[22 Feb 2004|10:39pm]
[ music | palpatine - not ready to go yet ]

so, as expected, snowboarding was fuckin rad. it snowed like 2 and a half feet while we were there. such smooth powder. it was orgasmic. i think im going again in march, too. itll be sweet. but yeah...last night my mom dropped me off at sids on the way back down. it was pretty awesome. sid made me and mike a cake. happy b day mike. lots of people were there too. like more than ive seen at sids for a while. it was rad. but danny threw his hat at my face from like point blank and the brim of it hit me on the forehead and now theres a mark. danny, you will pay. 3 easy payments of me kickin your ass. with zimmer's help of course. i got to ride in the international travel-all. justins bad ass ride. its radical. then lets see...today i woke up around 1-ish. took a shower. then hung out with meghan pretty much all day. we watched carniverous fish eat goldfish. it was brutally cool. smoked some herb. saw eurotrip. ate a ton of candy. came home. ate dinner. watched simpsons. the usual sunday night routine.

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[17 Feb 2004|11:06am]
[ mood | stoked ]
[ music | bone thugs - shotz from the double glock ]

so im leaving for mammoth in a bit. im fuckin stoked. snowboarding is the best thing ever. i dont think there is any physical activity that is better. the snow rocks. it brings the mosh. and every time i go i meet girls. but i never do anything with them which sucks. but yeah, gluttony show tonight, everyone should go and support my replacement, mr. daniel martinez. yes, i have been replaced. but what can ya do? besides not scheduling shows without asking your fellow band members if they can play...but yeah. i gotta go finish up packing. O'DOYLE RULES!

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gone daddy gone [16 Feb 2004|12:59pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | violent femmes - please do not go ]

im on a violent femmes binge. they rock. but anyway. yesterday i hung out with mike brett and jefe, went and bought a little glass pipe for snowboarding. i wanna get a bubbler or like an 18 inch. probably next week or something. then last night i went to the hookah bar with meghan, brett, justin and chenin which was fun. just chillin with the double strawberry, by far the best flavor ive had. then i got home. had a conversation with someone, which just sort of confused me because they told me what i want to hear, but i dont know if it was sincere. im lost. i dunno whats up for today...hopefully something good will happen.

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[15 Feb 2004|12:37am]
so. valentines day is a day i will fucking hate for eternity. im sorry to all you "friends" whose air i have been unrightfully breathing for the past few years of my life. fuck off and die. if you dont give a fuck about me, i dont give a fuck about you. thats life, stupid motherfuckers. so please, fucking kill yourself or ill do it for you. cunts.
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[09 Feb 2004|10:35pm]
im bored. not much happened today. i think im gonna wear shorts tomorrow because i havent for a while and its supposed to be hot, and also i think my shorts are feeling neglected. i dont want to hurt their feelings. i want my conflict sweatshirt back too...i think brett has it in his car or something from saturday, but i could be mistaken. i know meghan gave it back...darn. all my sweatshirts are falling victim to one outside force or another. and now, out of complete boredom, the survey i took from mike's lj.


if i were...

a month, I'd be: february...my b-day, dumbfucks.
a day of the week, I'd be: saturday. its lazy.
a time of day, I'd be: 6:30 pm...just because im always awake at that time.
a planet, I'd be: mars. the god of war.
a sea animal, I'd be: coral. it seems lazy.
a direction, I'd be: left? or north...im unclear on this one
a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed, so i could see all the action.
a sin, I'd be: GLUTTONY or lust.
a historical figure, I'd be: napolean...or julius caesar
a tree, I'd be: oak. sturdy as hell.
a bird, I'd be: owl
a flower, I'd be: a dead one.
a mythical creature, I'd be: a leprachaun
a musical instrument, I'd be: a kazoo
an animal, I'd be: i dont know.
a color, I'd be: black.
an emotion, I'd be: fear.
a vegetable, I'd be: i am a vegetable. haha i dunno an onion so i could make people cry
a sound, I'd be: something that would make your ears bleed.
an element, I'd be: are we talkin "earth, fire, wind, water" or the periodic table? i guess fire and lithium.
a car, I'd be: the oscar meyer weenie mobile.
a song, I'd be: "playing house" by fall silent
a food, I'd be: meat
a place, I'd be: mt everest
a material, I'd be: silk
a scent, I'd be: me. i smell good.
a religion, I'd be: ianism
an object, I'd be: scissors
a body part, I'd be: an eye
a facial expression, I'd be: misery
a part of a house, I'd be: the roof
a subject in school, I'd be: physics
a cartoon character, I'd be: butthead
a shape, I'd be: pentagram
a number, I'd be: 18
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[09 Feb 2004|10:31am]
yep. so im chillin in third period and im bored. so im writing in this. for the second time since i vowed not to. lets see...this weekend. friday my dad bought me some plugs and new shoes. then i babysat which is always chill. saturday went to bree's house and kicked back with everyone. justins hookah reigns supreme. i like it a lot. yesterday just sat around ad didnt do much. 3 days until my birthday. im stoked. yep. theres something i miss. gosh darnit.
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how could i not do this one??? it has gluttony in it [04 Feb 2004|10:28am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | Guns 'n Roses ]

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with? my mom...she does everything in her power to make my life hell. oh well...a week until im 18

2. What is your weapon of choice? the back of my hand

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? whatd they do to me?

4. How about of the same sex? yeah of course

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? im not sure...i would say my mom but she just does it for sport

6. What is your pet peeve? the phrase "pet peeve"

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i try to...but it usually doesnt work

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? fuck i dont know.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? i think 5:30 pm

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. lots of people...i cant choose one out of all of them cuz it would be playing favorites

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i dont know

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? hell yeah..."just set it, and forget it" its for soe roasting machine thingy i dunno.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? im unhealthy. i dont work out.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 4 i think.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? blended vanilla chai

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? dark. it has more moisture

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i wouldnt know exactly...a lot, followed by a blackout in which i consumed another large amount of alcohol. the exact amount is unknown

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? if you know me, then youd know there is no way in hell i need a diet

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? depends what mood im in.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? yeah...my cat is about the size of a chicken. and children seem like they would be tender like veal.


LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? i dont know. is this completely naked or do boobs count?


2. How many people have seen YOU naked? i dont know.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? hell yeah!

4. Have you "done it"? yes.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes and ass. they cant have nappy hair either

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yeah in TJ

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? none at all.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? huh?

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? id buy a house and a nice ass ride. or two.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? well, most famous people are rich, and vice versa. so both.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yeah probably. then after a few years of making mad bank i would do whatever the fuck i wanted.

6. Have you ever stolen anything? i think everyones stolen something in their lifetime

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? tons...i dunno exactly

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? im not sure...being god.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? absolutely nothing. i could do everything perfect and theyd still hate me.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? marry a super fine girlie and start a family

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? first is better.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? of course.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yeah everyone has

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i wasnt late to school.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? sigh no comment

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? worst show ever

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? bill gates. hes mega rich.

4. Have you ever been cheated on? not that i know of.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah everyone has at one point or another

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? im perfect.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really...im only taking it because it had "gluttony" in it. and it wasnt as cool as i thought it would be

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? GLUTTONY and lust

leave an offering to your god

[21 Jan 2004|08:32pm]
this will be my last entry ever. at least i hope so. i might be too addicted to this lame-o thing, but hopefully not. the end.
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